Europe has standardized their currency by creating the "Euro" in eleven Countries, here is their plan to standardize the language also:

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as Euro English (Euro for short).

In the fust year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, siviI servants will resieve this news with joy~ Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f'. This will make words like "fotograf' 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wiI be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "0" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud ofkors be aplid to ozer

kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vii al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place.